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"Arrr! Israeli swabs be caught in a ruckus o' rowdies in Amsterdam, fer all the sea rats to jest about!"

2024-11-07

Arrr, me hearties! In the dark of Thursday night, Maccabi Tel Aviv's scurvy soccer mates found themselves in a ruckus in Amsterdam! Seems the landlubbers didn't take kindly to their match against Ajax. Aye, violence be a treacherous sea, even fer footie fans! Savvy?

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of shenanigans and ruckus on the high streets of Amsterdam, where the brave crew of Maccabi Tel Aviv FC found themselves in a right pickle before their clash with Ajax. Aye, videos be swirling like a tempest, showin' fights a-brewin' in the streets, as scallywags took to the brawlin' like barnacles to a ship's hull!

It be known that foul anti-Israel ruffians were settin' sail to protest outside the stadium, settin' their sights on our gallant mates and their supporters. The Israeli ambassador, Danny Danon, cried foul, shoutin' of a pogrom against the good folk of Israel. He bellowed for the Dutch government to rise up with a mighty fist against the maraudin' mob!

As chaos erupted, reports of extreme violence were paraded about like a jolly flag, and the embassies be sendin' out distress signals! With the specter of antisemitism lurkin' like a ghost ship, some brave souls, including Rep. Ritchie Torres, called out the madness, decryin' the violent acts as a modern-day pogrom. Aye, the Dutch bobbies had their hands full, makin' arrests as everyone donned dark garb, makin' it hard to tell friend from foe!

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