Arrr! Biden's scribe be burnin' him after Harris' flop—Trump’s win be the treasure in Biden's chest of legacy!
2024-11-08
Arrr, matey! The scallywag who penned a tale 'bout Captain Biden be confessin’ that the grandest treasure of Biden’s reign be none other than Trump’s triumph! Aye, what a twist o’ fate in these tempestuous seas o’ politics! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand ol' President Biden and his matey, Vice President Harris, who’ve found themselves in a bit of a tempest. The scribe, Franklin Foer, be penning words sharp as a cutlass, claimin’ that Harris’s recent defeat to the scallywag Trump be a heavy anchor on Biden’s legacy—aye, a legacy that now be marred like a tattered sail!Foer proclaims that Biden’s four years in office be like the calm before a storm, paving the way for Trump’s return. He quips that some crew members in Biden’s ship knew well the dire doom of a Harris loss long before the cannon fire rang out on Election Day. “Ye have more to lose than she does,” they warned, and lo, they were right! Aye, the Democratic elite sound as deflated as a flounderin’ fish, worryin’ if ol’ Biden might shout out that he could've bested Trump himself!
But not all be lost, for Foer be callin’ out Harris for abandoning her fierce attacks on Big Business, lettin’ rich knaves like Mark Cuban take the helm instead! She played nice, but alas, that left her open to Trump’s jabs about her stance on the sea of identity politics! In the end, Biden’s legacy might just be a treasure chest handed over to the next captain, with all the gold shinin’ in Trump’s hands while Biden sails off into the sunset. Arrr!