Arrr, matey! Truckers be haul'n the grand Christmas tree from Alaska to DC, like a treasure hunt on wheels!
2024-11-08
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Two landlubber truckers, John and Fred, be haul’n the grand Christmas Tree from the icy shores of Wrangell to the heart of Washington, D.C. Aye, a 4,000-mile trek! Hope they don’t get lost or end up in Davy Jones’ locker, har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of two brave American truckin' scallywags, John Schank and Fred Austin, who be settin' sail on a grand adventure to deliver a most festive bounty—a Christmas Tree to the U.S. Capitol! Arrr, this fine fir hails from the icy realms of Alaska’s Tongass National Forest, makin' a treacherous 4,000-mile voyage across the seas of asphalt, stoppin’ 11 times for landlubbers to gawk at the People’s Tree.With the mighty 80-foot flatbed covered in protective wrappings, these merry men plan to traverse the country in about three weeks, all whilst enjoyin' the show-and-tell glory more than the drivin’ itself! With a combined century of truckin' under their belts, these gents be more than capable of navigatin’ their way to the Capitol, where the holiday cheer shall soon reign supreme!
And let me tell ye, this be no ordinary tree—it stands a proud 74 feet tall! As they traverse the land, banners shall adorn its branches, lettin' folks leave their mark along the way. So, hoist yer mugs and raise a cheer for John and Fred, the dynamic duo deliverin' holiday joy to the heart of the nation! Arrr, what a sight it shall be!