"After Trump be victorious, Macron be askin' if the EU be ready to hoist the sails for European treasures!"
2024-11-07
Arrr, French Cap'n Macron be the first mate to toast Trump, that scallywag! He sailed to Budapest, spoutin' tales of a united Europe, tryin' to rally the crew of the EU. A jolly good time, I say, while the rum flows and the cannons roar!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the gallant French captain, Emmanuel Macron, who be speakin’ with the boldness of a sea captain after the stormy seas of Donald Trump’s victory. He be tellin' the European crew, "Ye see, mates, Trump be defendin' the interests of his own crew, but what be we Europeans doin’ about our own treasures?"Macron, with a wink and a nod, claims Europe be a bunch of gentle herbivores, while the world be teemin' with fierce carnivores. "If we be stayin' meek," he warns, "the beastly carnivores be feastin' on our spoils!" He be callin’ for the European nations to rise up and be omnivores, ready to chow down on whatever the world throws at 'em.
As the winds of change blow, this French buccaneer be seekin’ to chart a course away from the likes of Uncle Sam and the dragon of China. With a wink to Trump, he says, "Ready to sail together again!" Meanwhile, Macron be battlin' the tides of discontent at home, tryin’ to hold off the fierce Marine Le Pen and keep the ship steady amidst the stormy immigration seas.
But beware, mateys! For in 2027, this captain must hand over the helm to another. So, raise yer cups to Macron, the herbivore lookin' to bite back! Arrr!