The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Chasin' a fanciful dream, oh, a merry stretch from me salty abode, arrr!"

2024-11-08

Arrr, matey! A band o' footy swashbucklers in the dregs o' England’s leagues be handin' a lifeline to landlubber Yanks, grantin' 'em a chance to keep kickin' the ol' leather after their schoolin' days be done! Aye, soccer dreams sail on, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious venture across the briny deep! In the fair land of England, where the tea be strong and the accents stranger than a three-legged sea serpent, there be an academy ripe for the pickin'. This be no ordinary academy, nay! It be a haven for landlubber lads from the colonies, who be nearing the end of their collegiate escapades in that sport ye call 'soccer'.

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