Arrr, Pelosi be grumblin' 'bout Biden takin' his sweet time to sail off, and no open seas fer pickin' mates!
2024-11-08
"Arrr, if the cap'n had set sail from his cabin a tad earlier, me hearties, we might've had a whole fleet o' challengers in this here race! Aye, I was hopin' fer a jolly ol' 'open primary,' says I, the former speaker of the ship!"
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! The former House speaker, a crafty lass with a tongue sharper than a cutlass, be chattin' with the landlubbers at The New York Times. She be sayin’ that if the captain of the ship, that be the president, had set sail from the harbor a wee bit sooner, there might have been a whole crew of scallywags joinin’ the race for the treasure of leadership.“Aye,” she quipped, “I was hopin’ fer an open primary, a grand free-for-all where any buccaneer could hoist their flag and claim their glory!” She be hintin’ that the early lack of competition left the seas calm, but had the skipper made his move earlier, perhaps a host of challengers would’ve appeared from the murky depths, ready to chart their own course.
This ol' sea dog chuckles at the thought of a raucous battle on the waves of democracy, with candidates swappin' tales and cutlasses just to catch the eye of the crew! So keep yer spyglass ready, for who knows what other bold adventurers might be lurkin' in the shadows, waitin’ to make their mark on the grand ol’ map o’ politics!