Arrr! Jack Smith be wishin' for a breather in the Jan. 6 hullabaloo, now that Trump’s sailin' back!
2024-11-08
Arrr, the special counsel be ponderin' how to sail these choppy waters now that Captain Trump be hoistin' the Jolly Roger back at the White House! Aye, seems the Justice Dept. be sayin' ye can’t keelhaul a sittin' president! What a merry conundrum, mateys!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! The special counsel, with a furrowed brow and a quill in hand, be askin’ for a wee bit o’ time to ponder the stormy waters ahead. Ye see, Captain Trump, the scallywag himself, be makin’ his grand return to the helm of the White House brigantine!Now, savvy sailors know that there be a mighty rule in the Justice Department’s treasure map—nay can ye prosecute a sitting captain! Aye, 'tis as if the code of the sea decrees that the captain be above the fray, even if he’s been raiding the rum barrels a tad too much. So, our special counsel be scratchin’ his head, wonderin’ how to navigate these treacherous tides.
With a parrot on his shoulder and a puzzled look, he’s ponderin’ whether to hoist the sails and chase after justice or drop anchor and bide his time. Will he chart a course through these murky waters, or will he be left adrift, waitin’ for the winds of fortune to blow favorably? Stay tuned, me hearties, for in this tale of swashbucklin’ legalese, the plot thickens like a fine grog! Yarrr!