Arrr! WNBA lass be flabbergasted, claimin' Harris lost the easiest election since we chose the best rum!
2024-11-08
Arrr, matey! Isabelle Harrison, once a Sky lass, be feelin' more flabbergasted than a parrot in a storm when ol’ Donald Trump sailed past Vice President Kamala Harris to snag another term. ‘Twas a sight to make a salty sea dog laugh and scratch his beard!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a fair lass named Isabelle Harrison, a WNBA star who be as flabbergasted as a fish out of water when the news hit that the former Captain of the Ship of State, Donald Trump, bested Vice President Kamala Harris in a most shocking election! Aye, she scrawled her disbelief on the blackboard of the internet, callin' it the easiest election ye could ever plunder a vote for.With a heart shiverin' like a timorous cabin boy, Harrison lamented the dark tides of human nature, claimin' that age be revealin' just how selfish and cruel scallywags can be. "The fake smiles be like a mirage on the horizon, shatterin' the spirits of the kind-hearted," she quoth. Her matey, Angel Reese, echoed her sorrow, bewailin' that some landlubbers couldn’t muster the courage to cast aside their pride for the sake of fairer shores.
As Trump sailed through state after state, it was clear he amassed a fleet of votes, leavin' Harris in a whirlpool of despair. But fret not, for both dames resolved to pray and keep their spirits afloat, settin' sail into the unknown with thoughts of better days on the horizon! Arrr, what a tumultuous sea of politics it be!