Arrr! Judge be hoistin' the anchor on Biden's plan to make landlubber spouses legal! A fine mess, it be!
2024-11-08
Ahoy, mateys! A Texas judge be tellin’ the Biden crew to walk the plank, tossin’ out their scheme to shield scallywags wed to U.S. lasses! The "Keepin’ Families Together" plan be sinkin’ faster than a ship with a hole! Arrr, no refuge for them runaway swabs!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the high seas of justice! A mighty federal judge down in the grand ol' state of Texas has sent the Biden administration’s ship a-sinkin', tossin' aside their grand plan to make legal as many illegal scallywags as a parley with a U.S. citizen can muster!This here scheme, dubbed "Keeping Families Together," was crafted by the Biden crew in the heat of summer, lookin' to shield those swabs from the shark-infested waters of deportation. Aye, they thought they could anchor these lovebirds in a safe harbor, but alas, the gavel came a-knockin' and the judge declared, “Nay, ye shall not!”