"Aye, the judge be sendin’ Biden’s fancy plan to Davy Jones' locker, leavin’ immigrant mates in a pickle!"
2024-11-08
Arrr, a court be tossin’ a cannonball at Biden’s plan to grant smooth sailin’ for landlubber mates of citizen folk! This grand scheme, meant to keep the family crew together, now be sunk! No green cards without a trip to Davy Jones' locker first, savvy?
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to this tale of legal scallywags! A federal judge, that landlubber of justice, be havin’ a right ole laugh on Thursday, as he dashed the hopes of the Biden crew, who set sail with a plan to smooth the waters fer undocumented mateys wed to U.S. citizens.This grand scheme, hailed as one of the mightiest moves by a captain of the White House to aid families o’ immigrants, let the undocumented spouses and wee stepchildren of U.S. citizens apply fer a precious green card without havin’ to scuttle off to foreign shores! Aye, they be thinkin’ it a bonnie idea, but alas, the judge waved his gavel like a cutlass, declaring, “Nay!” and sendin' them back to the drawing board, or perhaps the brig!
So, hoist the sails and prepare fer choppy waters, for this be a setback for many a swab lookin’ to secure their place on the good ship America. With the winds of change blowin’ fierce, we’ll have to wait and see if Captain Biden can steer his ship back on course or if the kraken of bureaucracy will drag him down to Davy Jones’ locker!