Arrr! Beware the scallywags spoutin' tall tales ’bout the cursed "Vote Gap!" It's naught but a jest, me hearties!
2024-11-08
Avast, me hearties! A scallywag chart from ZeroHedge be makin' the rounds, claimin' Democrats be catchin' only 66 million fish in the 2012, 2016, and 2024 seas, but snagged a bounty of 81 million in 2020! Aye, it be a trickster’s tale, fer the count be far from done!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round the ol' ship and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale to spin ’bout a graph that sailed the treacherous seas of misinformation! A scallywag from ZeroHedge, a right-leanin’ crew, be claimin’ that in the presidential contests of yore—2012, 2016, and 2024—the Democrats be landlubbers with a steady haul of 66 million votes. But lo and behold, in the year of our Lord 2020, they struck gold with a whopping 81 million! Arrr!But hold yer horses, ye salty sea dogs! This graph be more slippery than a wet deck! It be givin’ the impression that the count for 2024 be all wrapped up like a treasure chest, when in truth it’s still open, waitin' like a hungry shark! So, before ye be jumpin' ship and hoistin’ the Jolly Roger of falsehoods, let us remember that the seas of politics be full of murky waters, and not all that glitters be gold!
So let’s not be beatin’ a dead horse, me hearties! Keep yer wits about ye and navigate these treacherous waters with a keen eye, lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ locker of misinformation!