Arrr! A scallywag from Iran be caught schemin' to make Trump fish food, says the lawmen!
2024-11-08
Arrr, matey! The Justice Department be claimin’ they’ve sent a scallywag Iranian plot to Davy Jones’ locker, aimed at givin' a right ol' whack to the soon-to-be captain, Donald Trump, before he even sets sail! Blimey, what a jolly ruckus in these treacherous waters!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! The Justice Department, full of vigor, claims to have thwarted a dastardly plot by them scallywags from Iran to send the President-elect, Donald Trump, to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, a secretive figure from the sinister Revolutionary Guard was said to have instructed a band of miscreants to spy upon and snuff out ol' Trump.Our honorable Attorney General, Merrick Garland, pronounced that the Iranian regime be a mighty threat to our fair shores. They caught wind of two landlubbers, Rivera and Loadholt, who were purportedly involved in a scheme to silence a journalist critical of the regime, all for a handful of doubloons!
But that's not where the tale ends, for a rogue named Shakeri, who once called the U.S. home, was caught up in this nefarious business. He was tasked with executing the grand plan to snuff out Trump, offering riches for the heads of two poor souls in New York City. With messages and scheming, these miscreants plotted, but alas, they have now been caught in the web of justice.
So, me hearties, beware the high seas of politics, for they be filled with plots thicker than the fog of a cursed harbor!