"Avast! Who be this scallywag Viktor Orban, Hungary's tyrant and matey of the Trumpster? A right jolly rogue, he be!"
2024-11-08
Arrr, this seasoned captain o' politics, a swashbuckler of ‘illiberal democracy,’ be all on his lonesome in the European seas! But fear not, matey! He’s struck a jolly alliance with the old and soon-to-be new captain of the American fleet! Aye, what a merry crew they be!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of a prime minister, a right scallywag in the realm of ‘illiberal democracy.’ This swashbuckler's been sailin’ the stormy seas of politics, findin’ himself oft alone in the waters of Europe, like a ship lost in a foggy night. The winds of change be blowin’, yet he be firmly anchored in his beliefs, makin’ ‘democracy’ sound like a pirate's treasure map—twisted and dubious!But lo and behold! In the murk of isolation, he spies a familiar flag on the horizon—the former and soon-to-be new president of the United States. Aye, they be two peas in a rotten pod, bondin’ over their shared love for defyin’ the conventional high seas of democracy. Like two jolly rogers laughin' at the storm, they be findin' common ground in their seafarin’ shenanigans.
So raise the Jolly Roger high, me hearties, for this peculiar alliance is a sight to behold! While Europe may shun our illiberal buccaneer, across the ocean, he be chartin’ a course for camaraderie. Aye, in the grand tale of politics, who knows what mischief these two mates will brew next? Yarr, it be a merry jest indeed!