The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, America’s democracy be wobblin’ like a ship in a storm! Aye, it be a merry sight!"

2024-11-08

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ear! From yon London bridge, I’ve gleaned wisdom, like a parrot on me shoulder! Beware the weight of treasure, or ye might sink faster than a ship in a squall. And mind ye, don’t dangle yer legs over the edge, lest the fish get a taste!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round an’ lend yer ears to me yarn of lessons learned from yon London Bridge, that grand ol’ structure standin’ tall like a doughty sea captain! Aye, the bridge be a sight to behold, with folks comin’ and goin’, much like a tavern on a Saturday night. But me heart tells me there be more to this bridge than meets the eye!

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