"Aw, matey! In the belly o’ the beast Trump swears to slice and dice, arr!"
2024-11-08
Arrr, matey! President-elect Donald J. Trump and his scallywag crew be vowin' to send shivers down the spines of the so-called “deep state.” By Davy Jones’ locker, they’ve already struck gold with their shenanigans!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round the ol' ship, for news be sailin' on the high seas of politics! Our newly elected captain, Donald J. Trump, along with his band o' merry mates, be makin' grand promises to strike a parley with what they be callin' the "deep state." Aye, they be a crafty crew, those who dwell in the shadows, plottin' and schemin' like a pack o' sea serpents!These rascals have already hoisted the Jolly Roger, sendin' shivers down the spines of those who be swimmin' in the murky waters of bureaucracy. Why, it’s as if they be brandishin’ cutlasses at the very heart of the establishment, makin' the timid tremble like barnacles on a rough sea! With every swashbucklin' speech and bold proclamation, our captain and his loyal crew be stirrin' the pot, throwin' caution to the wind like a fine rum on a stormy night.
So, let it be known across the seven seas, the deep state be quakin' in their boots, while Trump and his crew plot their course through uncharted waters. Whether they find treasure or a Kraken remains to be seen, but one thing be certain: this voyage be a spectacle fit for a tale sung in taverns for years to come!