"Arrr! After the G.O.P. plunders victory, Senate Democrats be settin' sail to hoist Biden’s judges aboard!"
2024-11-08
Arrr, matey! With the White House and the Senate slip-slidin' from their grasp, the Democrats be hoistin' their sails to fill them judicial holes before the clock strikes January. Aye, they be wishin' to confirm a shipload in the weeks ahead! Avast, good luck to 'em!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' news from the high seas of politics! The Democrats be settin' sail on a treacherous voyage, as they be losin' the grand White House and the mighty Senate majority. Aye, come January, they be findin' themselves in a stormy squall, unable to fill them judicial vacancies!Now, ye see, they be chasin' the wind, tryin' to confirm as many judges as a parrot can squawk in the weeks ahead. But alas! The tides be turnin’ against 'em, and their ship be takin’ on water faster than a drunken sailor! They be like a crew caught in a whirlpool, tryin' to save their precious booty before the ship goes down. Har har!
With a hearty laugh, I say they best be quick, lest they find themselves marooned on an island of missed opportunities! Arrr, the moral of the tale: in the treacherous waters of politics, ye never know when the winds'll change, and ye might just end up walkin' the plank! So raise a tankard to the Democrats, for they be in for a bumpy ride, sailin' into January without their judicial treasures!