Arrr, matey! If Trump be king o' the land, the Jets might sail straight to Davy Jones’ locker!
2024-11-08
Arrr, me hearties! If that scallywag Trump be claimin' the 2024 crown, whispers be flyin' that ol' cap'n Woody Johnson might hoist the Jolly Roger once more as England's ambassador. Avast, let the British brawls begin, for a pirate's life be full o' surprises!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the one and only Donald Trump, who be a landlubber of football teams fer nigh on 40 years, yet still leaves his mark on the New York Jets crew!With the winds blowin' favorably fer Trump to seize the throne in the Great Election of 2024, it be said that the Jets might find themselves in a right pickle. Their captain-in-chief, Woody Johnson, might just return to his post as Trump’s ambassador across the pond in the realm of the United Kingdom!
Word from the decks of CBS Sports be that the Jets be bracing fer such a turn of events. Aye, during a confab about his decision to send coach Robert Saleh to Davy Jones' locker, Woody was even dubbed "Ambassador Johnson" by the press gang!
After abandonin' ship in 2017, Johnson handed over the reins to his brother, Chris, who made some rather questionable navigational choices, like firin' the general manager right after the draft. Alas, Woody showed his hand again, givin' Saleh the boot after a rocky start this season, claimin’ the crew lost in London!
So hoist the sails and keep yer eyes peeled, fer this be a saga of football, politics, and blunders fit for the high seas! Arrr!