Arrr, be Colorado forced to hand over its treasure o' votes to Trump, just 'cause he charmed the masses in 2024?
2024-11-08
Arrr, matey! Colorado be on board the National Popular Vote ship, but alas, the seas be too calm—too few states be joinin’ the crew! AllSides be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest ’bout Gigafact, a fleet o’ newsrooms settin’ the record straight. Read all ’bout it in the Colorado Sun, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the fair land o’ Colorado, which be joinin’ the National Popular Vote Compact. Aye, they signed the parchment, but alas! The pact be adrift upon the sea of indecision, for not enough states be aboard to make it a proper law. 'Tis like tryin’ to sail a ship with a crew o’ scallywags too lazy to hoist the sails!Now, ye might be wonderin’, what be this Compact, ye ask? ‘Tis a grand scheme to ensure that the voice of the people be heard loud and clear, instead o’ lettin’ those highborn folk in their ivory towers decide who be captain o' the ship! But, with only a handful of states joinin’ the crew, the whole affair be as effective as a gunpowder barrel with nary a spark.
And what do we have here? AllSides be highlightin’ the wisdom of Gigafact, a network o’ newsrooms that be takin’ aim at the tall tales floatin’ about the interwebs. So, if yer curious fer more treasure on this matter, sail on over to the Colorado Sun and find yerself a full fact brief! Arrr, ‘tis a fine day for learnin’!