The Booty Report

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Arrr, be it a fortnight o' swabbin' the decks to count all them Arizona votes in 2024, matey?

2024-11-08

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers of Arizona reckon it’ll take a fortnight to tally the votes for the grand election, just like the years of yore! AllSides be shinin' a lantern on Gigafact, a fleet of news brigands takin’ on the tall tales of the web. Set yer spyglass on ACIR for the full tale!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye tidings from the sun-scorched shores o’ Arizona! The officials, savvy as the fiercest sea dogs, be predictin’ that the results o’ the general election could take a fortnight to be all wrapped up and ready to feast upon, just like a well-cooked parrot! Arrr, that be the same tale as past elections, so fear not, ye scallywags!

Now, lend an ear to the good folks at AllSides, who be sharin’ the bounty o’ knowledge from the fine crew at Gigafact. This fine network o’ newsrooms be takin’ to the digital seas to combat the wild claims that be floatin’ about like ghost ships in a fog!

So, if ye be lookin’ fer the complete tale o’ the facts, cast yer eyes upon the brief from ACIR! Let it not be said that a pirate be without his facts, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank o’ misinformation! So hoist the sails, grab a tankard o' rum, and wait with bated breath for the grand reveal of the election spoils in two weeks' time! Yarrr!

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