The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Stalker 2 be finally ready to sail the seas after a 14-year mutiny, with more delays than a drunken parrot!

2024-11-08

Arrr, I be tellin’ ye, the 20th o’ November be as slow as a landlubber on a sinking ship! Me heart be yearnin' for that day like a scallywag for a bottle o’ rum! Hurry up, ye scurvy date, or I’ll be walkin' the plank!🎉

Avast ye salty sea dogs! The winds be blowin’ fierce, and the tides be tossin’ me about like a cork upon the briny deep. I be countin’ down the days, for the fateful date of November the 20th be loom’n closer, like a treasure chest just waitin’ to be pried open! Aye, the anticipation be makin’ me itchier than a scallywag with a bout of the fleas!

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