Arrr, matey! BioWare be spillin' the beans: in Dragon Age, ye slay all, and the favorites be as plain as me parrot!
2024-11-08
Arrr, 'tis a Sea of Blood, ye say? Aye, more like a whalin' tale spun by a scallywag after too much rum! If I be sailin' through that watery red, I’d be thinkin’ it be just the leftover grog from last night’s feast! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of the infamous "Sea of Blood," a name that strikes fear into the hearts of landlubbers and salty sea dogs alike. Legend speaks of a cursed waterscape where the very brine be tinged a crimson hue, as if the ocean itself be spillin' the guts of a thousand scallywags!Now, ye might think it be the result of a fierce battle on the high seas, with cannons blastin' and swords clashin’, but nay! 'Twas more likely a grand feast gone awry—a scallywag’s stew gone rotten! Imagine a shipload of pirates, feasting on a banquet fit for Davy Jones himself, only to find their grub be spoiled. Aye, the hull be sloshin’ with the remnants of their ill-fated feast, turnin’ the waters into a gruesome spectacle.
But fret not, me mateys! As ye sail through these treacherous waters, just remember: the "Sea of Blood" be naught but a raucous reminder that even the fiercest pirates can’t escape the consequences of a bad cook! So raise a tankard to the misfortune of salty sails and keep yer eyes peeled for the next grand adventure—just don’t be swimmin’ in that blood, lest ye join the ranks of the cursed!