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Avast! The ship's council says we’ve mere days, not weeks, to stave off a Gaza feast turned famine! Arrr!

2024-11-09

Arrr! The Biden crew be givin’ Israel a sharp deadline come mid-November to haul in more goodies fer the poor souls, or they be riskin’ a dry dock of weaponry! Aye, it be a fine pickle they be in, savvy?

Avast, ye scallywags! Gather ye round, for I’ve a tale from the high seas of politics! The Biden crew, led by Captain Joe himself, be layin’ down a law upon the good ship Israel. Aye, they be givin’ ’em a deadline, mid-November it be, to hoist the sails of generosity and deliver more provisions to the poor souls in the enclave!

Arrr, if the Israel lads fail to deliver the goods, they be threatenin’ to cut off their stash of weapons aid! Blimey! It be as if they’ve found a map to buried treasure and be sayin’, “Ye deliver the grub, or we be takin' our cannons back!” The Biden crew be thinkin’ they can steer the ship o’ aid with a firm hand, but the seas be treacherous, and the waves of international politics be crashin’ all around.

So, what’s it gonna be, Israel? Will ye heed the call of the Biden fleet and send forth the bounties of kindness? Or shall ye face the wrath of a cutoff? As the old sea shanty goes, “With great power comes great responsibility!” So, hoist yer flags and make haste, for the clock be tickin’ like a bomb on a pirate ship!

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