The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, a ruckus at the train dock! Blastin' leaves many fishin' for life in Davy Jones' locker, matey!"

2024-11-09

Arrr! A band o' scallywags from a cursed crew in a restless cove be claimin' the blame for a ruckus in Quetta, the capital of their sandy domain. A right deadly prank, it be! Avast, matey, who knew trouble could brew in such a landlubber's port?

"Arrr, a ruckus at the train dock! Blastin' leaves many fishin' for life in Davy Jones' locker, matey!"

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags and lend an ear to this tale from yon land o’ Quetta, where mischief brews in the cauldrons o’ dissent! A ruckus erupted, and it be no ordinary squabble; nay, it be the work o' a raucous band o' separatists, banned like a foul stench on a ship lost at sea!

Read the Original Article