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"Should we shoo the old sea dogs Alito and Thomas into retirement? The crew of conservatives be all a-whims!"

2024-11-09

Arrr, coaxin’ those old sea dogs of the Supreme Court to hand over their treasure of power be like tryin’ to pry gold from a kraken’s grip! A tricky venture, I tell ye, when the winds of politics be blowin’ fierce and wild!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of wrinkled, high-and-mighty justices sittin’ upon their thrones of law, clingin’ to their power like barnacles to a ship’s hull. Aye, these ancient sea dogs of the Supreme Court bask in their glory, and coaxin’ 'em to relinquish their coveted positions be a task more perilous than sailin’ through a stormy squall!

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