Arrr, Harris be spoutin’ a treasure map o’ gold, but it sunk like a ship with no crew!
2024-11-09
Arrr, the first mate o' the ship o' state wavered like a drunken sailor 'bout the treasure map of coin! In the end, he tossed a few shiny trinkets to both the highborn merchants and landlubber rebels, leavin' all aboard scratchin' their heads at the muddled course!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of the grand Vice President, a scallywag who danced the jig of indecision when it came to chattin’ about the treasure trove known as the economy!This landlubber found himself tossed about like a ship in a storm, flounderin’ betwixt the corporate sea dogs and the progressive land lovers. With a tongue as tangled as a sea serpent’s tail, he be makin’ all sorts of twists and turns, tryin’ to please every matey in the fleet. In the end, what did he produce? A hodgepodge of half-baked ideas that left both the swabs of Wall Street and the buccaneers of the grassroots scratchin’ their heads!