Arrr! Aye, the flying ship o' Auburn's lads be rerouted 'cause o' a ruckus midair! What scallywags!
2024-11-08
Arrr! A flying contraption, 'twas said to bear Auburn's rascally hoopsters, be diverted 'cause of a brawl midst the scallywags! The captain o' the clouds claimed it was a ruckus fit for the high seas! Avast, lads, keep yer fists for the court, not the skies!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of mischief on the high skies of basketball! This Saturday, the valiant Auburn Tigers be settin’ sail to face off against the mighty Houston Cougars, yet a ruckus aboard their vessel—a plane, mind ye—caused a right kerfuffle!Word be spreadin’ that a pilot, brave soul indeed, had to turn the good ship Auburn back to port due to a squabble among the raucous lads playin’ ball. Reports say those rascally players were caught in a tussle, gettin’ too rowdy fer their own britches mere minutes after takin’ flight! Instead of sailin’ smooth as a calm sea, they landed in Auburn forty minutes after their launch, much to the chagrin of the crew!
Though no fists were flung, it seems the lads got mighty close, facin’ off like two ships in a stormy sea! The university, tight-lipped as a clam, be keepin’ mum about the whole affair. With Auburn ranked 11th and Houston at 4th, it be a match destined fer legend, but not before this merry little mishap! So hoist the sails, grab a tankard, and let’s hope these scallywags can keep their heads above water when they finally set forth!