Arrr! San Jose State's volleyin' crew, with a swashbucklin' matey, be forfeitin’ their seventh match since Trump’s crowning!
2024-11-08
Arrr, matey! The lasses of San Jose State be readyin’ fer battle, but alas! Their match be scuttled for the seventh time this season, all thanks to a hullabaloo 'round a transgender buccaneer! Aye, what a fine mess on the high seas of volleyball!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the San Jose State lassies who be battlin' in the stormy seas of controversy! Aye, their volleyball matches be vanishing quicker than a ship in a fog, makin' it the seventh time this season, all due to a ruckus over a transgender shipmate, Blaire Fleming. The University of Wyoming, in a fit of forfeitin', decided to skip their second tussle with the Spartans, makin' it a grand old mess!Captain Brooke Slusser, fierce as a tempest, took up arms against the NCAA, claimin' she be left in the dark about her crewmate's true nature. The lass feels as unsafe as a landlubber in a shark tank, sayin' her fellow crew be more loyal to Fleming than to her! With the winds of discontent blowin', the team be seekin' protection from the law, as threats be flyin' like cannonballs.
But wait, the plot thickens like a pirate's stew! The waters be murky with the likes of Governor Little of Idaho, who be raisin' a flag against transgender lassies in sports, and a whole crew of other programs joinin' in the forfeit frenzy. As we sail into uncertain waters, only time will tell if the San Jose State gals can hoist their sails and weather this storm!