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Arrr, matey! Jalen Hurts be ready fer battle with the Cowboys, though the cap'n says he’s all banged up!

2024-11-08

Arrr, matey! Coach Nick Sirianni be sayin’ that our fearless quarterback, Jalen Hurts, be limpin’ 'round like a scurvy sea dog, hampered by an "ankle ailment," though the injury scroll be tellin’ a different tale! Blimey, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of football!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Philadelphia Eagles, who be settin' sail fer Arlington, Texas, to face off against the dreaded Dallas Cowboys this Sunday! Our fearless captain, Jalen Hurts, be cleared to take the field, despite some scuttlebutt 'bout an ankle ailment that caused him to miss practice for a day. Fear not, for it seems he just took a wee rest, not a full-blown injury, savvy?

Coach Nick Sirianni be tryin' to clear the fog, claimin' it be a mere “rest day.” Aye, he be a tricky one, always keepin' us guessin'! Meanwhile, Hurts’ trusty crew, A.J. Brown and DeVonta Smith, be ready to join the fray, despite a few bumps and bruises of their own.

On the other side of the deck, the Cowboys be in a right pickle, as their captain, Dak Prescott, be sidelined with a hamstring issue. They be sendin' him to the injured reserve, leavin' Cooper Rush to steer the ship. It be a tumultuous sea ahead, but the Eagles be lookin' to plunder a victory! So hoist the sails and let the games begin, or we'll end up walkin' the plank, arrr!

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