"Arrr! Another lass from Florida snagged for blastin’ on Facebook, makin’ the waves run red! What a scallywag!"
2024-11-09
Arrr, matey! Lakevia Pringle, age 31, be in deep waters, charged with first-degree murder! She be caught filmin' a fierce duel 'twixt her lass and a scallywag! Aye, what a right pickle that be! Grab the rum, fer this tale be a stormy one!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round for a tale from the sun-kissed shores of Florida, where a ruckus fit for a pirate's log hath unfolded! A lass by the name of Lakevia Pringle, aged 31, be findin' herself in a spot o' bother, charged with first-degree murder after a live spectacle on the ol’ Facebook seas, where a fateful scuffle led to the demise of one Lauren Martin, aged 34, on the fifth day of November.With her fair lady, Savon Tyler, aged 35, already clapped in irons for her part in the fracas, Pringle turned herself in, but not before bein' heard on the livestream eggin' Tyler on, like a parrot spoutin’ nonsense! “Fire her a-- up!” she be shoutin’, as if they were battlin' over buried treasure rather than settlin' a score. The police, after watchin’ the evidence, surely knew they had a right mess on their hands.
In the midst of this scallywag saga, a miniature baseball bat and a trusty 9mm pistol were the weapons of choice! Alas, the tragic end left three younglings without their mother, and both Pringle and Tyler be languishin’ in the Seminole County Jail, with no chance of bail. Aye, what a sorry state of affairs for these landlubbers! May they ponder their choices in the dark of their cells!