The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Swabs of the sea be muckin' up New York's grog! Avast, ye pesky critters!"

2024-11-09

Avast, mateys! Behold, the Zebras of the mussel kin, the pesky hydrilla weed, and now a scurvy water flea have claimed the New Croton Reservoir as their jolly roost! A right motley crew they be, settin’ up their raucous party on the high seas of our waters! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of aquatic plunder that'd make even the saltiest sea dog chuckle! In yon New Croton Reservoir, where the waters be fair and the fishies frolic, a motley crew of invaders hath set up shop. First off, we’ve got them striped scallywags known as zebra mussels. Aye, they be clingin' like barnacles to the hull of a ship, multiplyin' faster than a crew o' pirates after a successful raid!

But wait, the tale be not done! Along came the hydrilla, a green menace that be spreadin’ like gossip in a port tavern. This sneaky weed be takin' over the watery realm, tryin’ to choke out the good fishies that call this place home. ‘Tis a right ruckus, I tell ye!

As if that weren’t enough, a wee water flea has now joined the fray! Aye, ye heard me right! A tiny critter, no bigger than a thimble, but with the audacity of a ship captain! These water fleas be dartin' about, causin’ chaos and makin’ the reservoir their own little playground. So here we be, shipmates, with a motley crew of aquatic rascals settin' up camp in our fine waters. Mayhap it’s time to hoist the flag and declare war on these pesky invaders! Arrr!

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