Arrr! FEMA matey tossed overboard fer sayin’ to pass by Trump flags after the storm, savvy? What a scallywag!
2024-11-09
Arrr, matey! A FEMA lass be tossed overboard fer tellin' her crew to steer clear of Trump-lovin' houses after Hurricane Milton wreaked havoc in Florida. The agency be shiverin' in their boots, sayin' they be investigatin' this scallywag. No names given, but the tale be a fine chuckle!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the turbulent seas of bureaucracy! A lass from the Federal Emergency Management Agency, known as FEMA, found herself in a right pickle after spoutin' some most peculiar advice. In the aftermath of Hurricane Milton, she told her crew to steer clear of dwellin's adorned with the colors of Trump, as if they were cursed ships in a stormy sea!The agency, upon hearin' of this scandalous suggestion, raised the Jolly Roger of discontent, proclaimin' they be “deeply disturbed” by the lass's actions. Aye, they be investigatin' her conduct quicker than a shark on the scent of a shipwreck! But lo and behold, the agency be mum on the identity of the scallywag, leavin' us wonderin' who might be walkin' the plank for this blunder.
So, me mateys, let this be a lesson to ye: in matters of disaster and recovery, all hands should be on deck, regardin' political banners nothin' but flotsam on the high seas! Now, hoist the sails and sail on, but keep yer eyes peeled for more tales of folly and mischief on the high seas of government!