Arrr! FEMA mateys be tellin' relief crew to dodge them homes flauntin' Trump flags, like a scallywag's treasure map!
2024-11-09
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the federal disaster crew be tellin' the lads to sail clear o' the abodes sportin' Trump flags while they be surveyin' the hurricane wreckage in Florida! They be advised to steer clear of them homes, lest they be caught in a political squall! Avast!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a ruckus in the land o' Florida, where a tempest named Hurricane Milton wreaked havoc on the high seas of landlubber homes. A fine federal disaster relief official, in a stroke of mischievousness, ordered his crew to steer clear o' the abodes flying the Trump flag, claimin’ they be not worthy of the treasure of aid. Aye, it be true, as the scallywags in the FEMA crew received a missive to "avoid homes advertising Trump" whilst they roamed the flooded streets of Lake Placid.Now, imagine the sight: brave souls wading through the muck, dodgin’ the homes with the bright Trump banners flutterin' in the wind like flags on a pirate ship! It seems even in the direst of times, politics be afoot, and the call for aid be twisted by the winds of favor. Aye, the internal whispers confirm that the official's orders be no mere drunken ramblings, but a directive that had the crew scratchin’ their heads in bewilderment.
So there ye have it, a tale of treasure maps and political mischief, as even Mother Nature's fury can't sway the tides of partisanship! Yarrr, let this be a lesson—when the storm be brewin’, even the bravest of sailors must chart their courses wisely!