Arrr, the doc be sayin’ ‘tis vital fer liberal scallywags to draw lines with Trumpin' kin ‘round the feastin’ table!
2024-11-09
Arrr, me hearties! Dr. Amanda Calhoun, the wise ship’s surgeon o’ Yale, be tellin’ Joy Reid that scallywag liberals be right to steer clear o’ their Trump-votin’ kin this holiday tide! Best to keep the peace, lest ye end up walkin’ the plank o’ family feuds! Har har har!
Ahoy mateys! As the holiday season be upon us, a wise landlubber from Yale, Dr. Amanda Calhoun, be spillin’ the beans on how to deal with the family members who be backin’ the one they call Trump. She parleyed with Joy Reid on MSNBC, suggestin’ that if ye find yerself in the company of kinfolk who cast their lots against yer beliefs, it be perfectly acceptable to cut the ties, savvy?In her salty wisdom, the good doctor declared it be fairer than a fair-weather wind to tell those scallywags why ye shan't be around them. She be warnin’ that many in the LGBTQ crowd and other oppressed souls be feelin’ the heat after Trump’s return to the helm. Aye, there’s been a whopping 700% rise in calls for help from LGBTQ youth since the election, proof that the tides be turnin’ in worryin’ ways!
Dr. Calhoun, in her infinite wisdom, advised that ye should make yer boundaries clear, sayin’ things like, “I can’t be near ye this holiday, for yer vote be a dagger to me heart!” So, take heed, me hearties! Hoist the sails of self-care and navigate these treacherous waters with yer mental health in mind! Arrr!