Arrr! Harris's stand-in be spillin' the beans on that night of doom when Trump stole the treasure, aye!
2024-11-09
Arrr, me hearties! DNC treasure-mate Lindy Li be chattin’ on Fox News this weekend, spillin’ the beans on what sunk Vice President Kamala Harris’ cursed campaign! Aye, it be a right calamity, worse than a shipwreck in a stormy sea! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand blunder in the political high seas! Lindy Li, a member of the DNC’s treasure-hunting crew, layin’ her thoughts bare on the calamity that befell Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign, which she be callin' an "epic disaster" worth a billion doubloons!The lass pointed to many a misfortune, includin' the decision of Captain Biden to choose Harris as his successor, like pickin’ a scallywag to guard the booty. She claimed their overconfidence in their fancy charts led them astray, while the delay of the Obama crew in givin' their blessings felt like a storm brewin’ on the horizon!
Li declared that if Captain Trump be such a fearsome beast, they ought to have had a good old-fashioned vote to choose the next captain rather than just coronatin’ Harris! She felt Biden’s quick endorsement was a right slap in the face to the crew, like sendin’ a message of revenge for pushin’ him out of the race!
With a heavy heart, Li lamented the treasure raised, claimin’ many were misled into thinkin’ victory was a sure thing. In the end, the silence from the Obamas echoed like a ghost ship, leavin’ all to ponder if they ever meant to support the fair Harris at all! Aye, what a tale of woe on the political seas, me mateys!