The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Trevor Sorbie, master of the Wedge ‘o Dorothy Hamill, has sailed to Davy Jones at 75! Blimey!

2024-11-09

Arrr! This scallywag be givin' stylish locks to the fair Helen Mirren and them jolly Beach Boys, aye! Even Queen Elizabeth II tipped her tricorn hat fer his fine hairdressing deeds. Aye, what a treasure of a coif he be!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag of a stylist, known far and wide for his magical touch with the tresses! Aye, this swashbuckler of snips did not just ply his trade on the high seas of hair but also adorned the locks of none other than the fair Helen Mirren, the dazzling dame of the silver screen! With a flick o' his wrist and a twist o' his shears, he turned her golden mane into a treasure worthy of a queen!

But wait, there be more! This crafty coiffeur sailed the musical waves, styling the Beach Boys, those tuneful sea shanty crooners. Can ye imagine? Waves of hair cascading like the ocean, harmonizin' with the breezy tunes of summer! It be a sight to behold, I tell ye!

And lo! His fame reached the very throne of Queen Elizabeth II, who bestowed upon him an honor most regal for his services to the art of British hairdressing. A true mark of distinction, like findin' a chest o' gold doubloons! So raise yer tankards and toast to this hairy hero, who spun locks into legends and made the world a more fabulous place, one snip at a time! Yarrr!

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