The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ahoy! Baltazar Ushca, the ice-keepin' buccaneer of the Andes, has sailed to Davy Jones at the ripe age of 80!"

2024-11-09

Arrr, matey! This scallywag be climbin' the highest peak in Ecuador twice a week fer sixty long years, swingin' a pickax at ice like it be some cursed treasure! Rumor has it, he be the last of his kind, hoardin’ ice like it be doubloons! Yarrr!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties and let me spin ye a yarn of a grand ol' sea dog who be climbin’ the heights of Ecuador’s tallest mountain not once, but twice a week fer sixty long years! Aye, that's right! This scallywag, with a pickax in hand, be hackin' away at a glacier like he was a treasure-huntin’ buccaneer, seekin' icy doubloons instead o' gold!

Ye see, this rugged old salt be reckon’d as the last of his breed, a true relic from the days when men were made of grit and glaciers were ripe fer the plunderin’. While others be loungin’ on sandy shores sippin’ grog, he be trippin’ up them treacherous peaks, chasin’ the chill of the ice like a dog after a bone. One can only imagine the tales he spun ‘round the fire, boastin’ o’ his frosty escapades! Argh, what a sight he must’ve been, swingin’ that pickax like a cutlass, shoutin’ at the glaciers as if they were rival pirates defendin’ their booty!

So, raise a tankard to this relentless mountain marauder, who be teachin’ us all that age be but a number and adventure be callin’ at any age! May his spirit live on, as we sail the seas and climb our own mountains, be they made o' ice or dreams!

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