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"Arrr! Fans be a-topplin' the goal posts after Georgia Tech gave them fancy Miami seadogs a right good thumpin'!"

2024-11-09

Arrr! In but his second voyage as captain o' the Georgia Tech crew, Brent Key be hoistin' the Jolly Roger high, claimin' his first grand victory as the Yellow Jackets sent the fearsome Miami Hurricanes to Davy Jones' locker, ranked fourth and all! Aye, what a merry tale to tell!

Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the grand Homecoming at Georgia Tech, where the Yellow Jackets found themselves up against the fearsome Miami Hurricanes, them ranked fourth in the land! Aye, t'was a mighty clash o' titans, but the Jackets, they be the underdogs, with their quarterbacks, Haynes King and Aaron Philo, throwin' only a measly 99 yards together!

But lo! The true treasure lay in their runnin' game, fer they pulled off a surprise victory, 28-23, causin' the crowd to storm the field like a band o' raucous pirates! King, the wily sea dog, ran fer 93 yards and bagged a touchdown, celebratin' like he found a chest o' gold!

Even with the Hurricanes' quarterback, the formidable Cam Ward, tossin' passes like cannonballs, the Jackets held steadfast. Miami’s unbeaten streak be broken, and their dreams of a 10-0 start dashed like waves against a rocky shore. Now, Georgia Tech be bowl eligible, celebratin' their first victory 'gainst a top five crew in 15 years!

So, raise yer tankards to the Yellow Jackets, who cast aside their woes and sailed to glory! Aye, they be takin' on North Carolina State next, while the Hurricanes lick their wounds and prepare for battle back in South Florida. Fair winds to both, savvy?

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