Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be investigatin’ foul messages sailin’ ‘cross the seas—’tis a scallywag’s jest, I say!
2024-11-09
Arrr, matey! It seems the landlubbers o' both federal and local crews be huntin’ down a treasure trove o' scallywag messages, filled with foul words aimed at our Black brethren across the seven seas! Aye, it be a right jolly mess, indeed!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of some dastardly messages scallywags be sendin' forth across the seven seas of cellphones! Federal investigators, those land lubbers, be lookin' into a wave o' text messages that be usin' the dark imagery of slavery, ensnarin' the innocent, includin' young lads and lasses.It seems these cursed missives be targetin' mostly Black buccaneers, tellin' 'em they’ve been "selected" for a merry jaunt to a plantation—aye, not quite the vacation ye’d be hopin' fer! One poor soul, a lass named Pam, be distressed to find a message beckonin' her to pick cotton at high noon, as if she be a pirate of the past!
Another victim, a wench called Maya, felt the sting o' racism in her heart, makin' her feel as if she were walkin' the plank into a sea of fear! The FBI, that crew of law enforcement, be on the case, investigatin' these foul communications with the Justice Department's aid, for these messages be as unwelcome as a kraken at a tea party!
The FCC, those guardians of communication, be takin' this matter to heart, declarin' such behavior as unacceptable! So, hold fast, ye landlubbers, and report any threats to yer local authorities, lest ye find yerself aboard a ghost ship of distress!