The Booty Report

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Ahoy! Where be the bold captain to steer this ship o' Trump anew in Europe’s stormy seas? Arrr!

2024-11-10

Arrr! The landlubbers o' Germany and France be bickering like scallywags over treasure maps, whilst the world be throwin' rotten fruit at 'em for inflation, wayward souls, and high-and-mighty lords! Aye, their ships be sinkin' in a storm o' their own makin'!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale o' two mighty vessels, Germany and France, caught in a tempest o' their own makin'. The scallywags in charge be squabblin’ like drunken sailors over who gets the last rum ration, and it be weighin’ down their fine ships!

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