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Arrr! Ole Miss scallywags be stormin' the field, makin' a ruckus 'fore the final tick of the clock!

2024-11-09

Arrr, the Ole Miss scallywags be so eager to toast their grand victory over them Georgia swabs, they charged the field like a crew of rum-fueled buccaneers, despite havin’ a mere 16 seconds left to count their doubloons! Avast, mateys, patience be a virtue!

Arrr, gather ‘round ye scallywags, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale o' triumph from the land o’ Ole Miss! On a fateful Saturday night, the 16th-seeded Rebels took to the field like true buccaneers, catchin’ the 3rd-ranked Georgia Bulldogs off guard and sendin’ ‘em packin’ with just a meager 10 points!

From the very first whistle, the Rebels outscored their foes 28 to a paltry 3, makin’ ‘em feel like lost sailors on a foggy morn. As the game drew near its end, the fans—drunk on victory, perhaps—couldn’t contain their excitement and sprang onto the field like a horde o' plunderers! But, lo and behold, the game wasn’t quite over, and chaos erupted as refs and security tried to shoo the rowdy lot back!

But fear not, mateys! Once the final kneel had been taken, the fans returned like a swarm o' bees, and before ye could say “booty,” one o’ the goal posts was claimed as a trophy! With victory in their sails, Ole Miss be lookin’ at a grand chance to join the College Football Playoff—an honor fit fer a captain! So, raise yer tankards and let the revelry continue in Oxford for days on end!

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