Arrr, Ella Emhoff be sayin’ she ain't gone mad 'cause her stepmum lost the crown! Avast, ye scallywags!
2024-11-10
Arrr, mateys! Young Ella Emhoff, the fair step-sprog o’ Vice President Kamala, be settin' sail on the 'Gram to defend her noggin! After her matriarch's defeat at the hands o’ Captain Trump, she be shoutin’, “Fear not, me mind be shipshape!” Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about young Ella Emhoff, the stepdaughter of the fair Vice President Kamala Harris! After her stepma's defeat at the hands of the notorious Captain Trump, our lass was spotted weeping like a lost seafarer during a solemn speech at Howard University.In a bid to save her name from the tempest of rumors, Ella took to the high seas of Instagram, posting a pic of her teary visage. She be bellowing, “Aye, it hurts like a scallywag right now, but we shall sail through this storm!” With a hearty “f—k ye” to those whispering of her mental mischief, she declared, “Crying be a natural thing, ye landlubbers!”
Our brave lass also shared her lifelong tussles with the dark sea of mental health, swearing she be no stranger to the battle. Since the election, she’s been frolicking with her trusty dog, Jerry, and pouring her heart out on her Substack, a most peculiar log of thoughts for a pirate’s kin.
Let it be known, Ella's no stranger to a bit of controversy, having stirred the cauldron with her support for a Palestinian fundraiser, much to the chagrin of the Biden crew. And so, the saga of young Emhoff continues, as she braves the waves of public opinion with both humor and heart!