The Booty Report

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"Arrr! A tempest from Israel's cannons sunk over 30 souls in Gaza, say the scallywags of emergency services!"

2024-11-10

Arrr, a cannonball did find its mark on a humble abode in Jabaliya, a town oft battered by the Israeli sea dogs as they rampage through northern Gaza! ‘Tis a right merry mess, I tell ye! Landlubbers beware, for the cannon’s kiss be no gentle embrace!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of woe from the shores of Jabaliya, a city that be catchin' more fire than a ship full o' rum settin' sail! Aye, the Israeli Navy be launchin' their cannonades, and Jabaliya's been takin' the brunt of it like a scallywag at the end of a long voyage!

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