The Booty Report

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Arrr! Trump be settin' sail without Haley or Pompeo, leavin' 'em to swab the deck, savvy?

2024-11-10

Arrr, matey! The captain-elect, Donald J. Trump, be tossin' Nikki Haley and Mike Pompeo overboard, sayin' they shan’t have a place on his ship this time 'round! Aye, 'tis a right jolly farewell to them scallywags from his last crew!

Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! Our newly elected captain of the ship, President-elect Donald J. Trump, has set his sights on a fresh crew, casting aside the likes of Nikki Haley and Mike Pompeo, who once sailed under his banner. Aye, it seems they’ve been tossed overboard, left to flounder in the murky waters of political ambition!

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