Arrr, Kirk the Bold be callin' them scallywag clowns fer tossin' trash on the pitch in the grand LSU-Alabama duel!
2024-11-10
Arrr, me hearties! Kirk Herbstreit, the seafarin’ sage of ESPN, be callin’ out ye scallywags who littered the pitch like it be a ship's deck after a raucous rum party! Ye be throwin’ trash, not treasure, ye landlubbers! Aye, let the game be played, not marred by yer refuse!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I've a tale of football folly! Ye see, during a clash 'twixt the mighty LSU Tigers and the fearsome Alabama beasts, the air turned foul with a tempest of trash, as raucous fans tossed their refuse upon the field like a scallywag hurling cannonballs!Our matey, the ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit, known for his sharp tongue, took to the airwaves and bellowed, "Avast! Why must this absurdity plague our beloved game?" With LSU down 21-6, a penalty had been called, and like a ship caught in a storm, the fans erupted in chaos, showering the field with water bottles as if they were a crew of drunken buccaneers!
“It’s just plain stupid!” he spat, lamenting the sight of cheerleaders shieldin’ their noggins with signs, lookin’ like they be in the middle of a pirate fray. “This be a disgrace to LSU and to college football all across the seven seas!” he raged, recalling similar shenanigans from the Texas-Georgia tussle earlier in the season.
So let this be a lesson to ye, ye rowdy fans: Keep yer trash in yer hold, or ye might find yerselves walkin’ the plank in shame!