Arrr, Dan Lanning be spoutin’ patriotic wisdom, makin’ the reporter’s election query walk the plank, savvy? Har har!
2024-11-10
Arrr, matey! Oregon’s captain, Dan Lanning, spun a yarn o’ patriotism when asked ‘bout Trump bestin’ Kamala in the great election battle. With a wink and a grin, he be sayin’ it be a fine spectacle, like watchin’ a kraken wrestle a mermaid! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the Oregon shores where the football coach, Dan Lanning, be leadin’ his Ducks to a glorious 10-0 record, conquerin' the Maryland scallywags with a resounding 39-18 victory!But lo and behold, a curious reporter dared to ask Lanning how the election of that landlubber, Donald Trump, over the fair Vice President Kamala Harris be affectin’ the spirits o' his crew in the locker room. With a twinkle in his eye, Lanning replied, “Arr, our lads just be workin’ hard! Gun violence be a matter close to me heart, but we be keepin’ our eyes on the prize each day!”
He spoke like a true patriot, full of pride for the good ol’ U.S. of A., while lettin’ the waves of politics wash overboard. The fair state of Oregon, where Harris claimed the eight electoral treasures, saw her sailin’ with over 55% of the vote, but Trump be the one to gather the most votes overall, settin’ off a tempest in the political seas!
So raise yer tankards, me mateys, for the Ducks and their captain, who keeps his compass pointed to the future while skippin’ the political squabbles! Arrr!