"Arrr, Utah AD be bemoanin', 'twas a right scallywag theft, our victory plundered by those BYU bilge rats!"
2024-11-10
Arrr! The BYU Cougars bested the Utah landlubbers with a mighty kick just three ticks from the end, matey! But alas, Utah's captain of sport, Mark Harlan, was as pleased as a cat in a dogfight with the scallywag referees! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of sport!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of BYU’s Cougars, who be sailin' smooth on the high seas of sportin' glory! On a fateful Saturday, these rascally Cougars pulled a rabbit outta the ol' treasure chest, scorin’ 12 points in the second half to vanquish the Utes, takin’ the treasure at 22-21!It be none other than Quarterback Jake Retzlaff, the brave captain of this ship, who led a mighty 11-play expedition of 65 yards, settin’ up Will Ferrin to fire a cannonball of a field goal, 44 yards long, with but three ticks left on the clock! Aye, the Utes were laughin' like scallywags at halftime, leadin' 21-10, but the tides turned against 'em.
After the dust settled, Utah’s big cheese, Director Mark Harlan, took to the seas of discontent, cryin' foul over referees stealin’ their gold. “This game was robbed from us!” he yelled, foamin’ at the mouth like a rabid sea dog.
Despite ten penalties on both sides, the Cougars sailed away with their perfect season intact, while the Utes found themselves drownin’ in disappointment. Retzlaff and his crew be celebratin' their victory, as the Utes sank further into the murky waters of defeat. Yarrr, what a hullabaloo! Aye, sport be a fickle mistress, indeed!