The Booty Report

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Arrr, after Trump’s triumph, some lasses be ponderin’ the 4B crew, mayhaps seekin’ treasure in liberty!

2024-11-10

Avast, mateys! Since the winds be blowin' towards Captain Trump’s return to the helm, the lasses on TikTok and Instagram be chattin' 'bout the South Korean wenches who be sayin’ “Nay!” to marriage, babes, and the likes of scurvy sea dogs. They be riled up, I tell ye! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round whilst I spin ye a yarn about the curious happenings in the land of the eagle and the snake, where the winds blew favorably for one Donald Trump, soon to be crowned captain of the ship once more!

In the wake of this news, a merry band of young lasses, dressed in their finest digital garb, be takin' to TikTok and Instagram with a fervor akin to a ship’s crew discoverin’ a hidden treasure map! They’ve set their sights on the bold and rebellious South Korean feminist movement, where straight maidens declare a mutiny against men—no marryin’, no birthing the wee ones, and no swabbing the deck with the likes of a man!

These fiery wenches be riled up like a tempest, for they find themselves vexed by their male mates who cast their votes for the scallywag Trump! With the spirit of freedom in their hearts, they be sharing tales and wisdom, seekin’ to forge a new world where they hold the compass, and the men be walkin’ the plank! So, hoist the sails, me hearties, for a new age of lady-led adventures be upon the horizon!

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