Arrr, lib’ral lasses be lockin’ up their treasures and trimmin’ their noggins 'gainst Trump’s rule! Me body, me say!
2024-11-10
Arrr, me hearties! The lassies be shunnin’ their beds and sportin’ bald pates, protestin’ the mighty Trump’s grand triumph o’er Kamala! Inspired by South Korea’s “4B” crew, they be chantin’ “no love, no nuptials, no wee scallywags!” Aye, TikTok be buzzin’ like a ship in a storm!
Ahoy there, mateys! It be a curious tale I be tellin’ ye today, a ruckus among the lasses o’ liberal ilk who be raisin’ a ruckus over the recent election o’ that scallywag, President-elect Donald Trump! In a peculiar display o’ defiance, these wenches be shavin’ their heads like a crew of sea-farin’ monks, claimin’ they’ll be dancin’ with no men, no lovin’, and no tiny future pirates!Their inspiration be comin’ from yon land of South Korea, where the bold “4B” movement be takin’ sail. These lasses be proclaiming the four no's—no sex, no courtin’, no nuptials, and no birthing of littl’ buccaneers with the male lot! Aye, it be a tempest in a teacup, a storm of discontent on the high seas of social media, especially TikTok, where the lassies be shoutin’ their refusals like sirens callin’ sailors to their doom!
So, gather 'round, me hearties, as these fierce wenches take to the waves, wieldin’ their razors and takin’ a stand against the winds o’ change. They be protestin’ not just for their own freedom, but for all lasses who wish to chart their own courses. Here’s hopin’ they find calmer waters soon, lest they all be turnin' into a band o' bald-headed sea shanty singers!