Arrr! The new Captain America tale shows old Harrison Ford as Red Hulk, clashin’ with Sam Wilson! What a hullabaloo!
2024-11-10
"Avast, ye scallywag! Thou art no Steve Rogers, but merely a landlubber with dreams of valor! Hoist yer sails and batten down the hatches, for ye be more like a soggy biscuit than a gallant captain! Arrr, set yer sights on a treasure of true bravery!"
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I be tellin’ ye a jolly tale 'bout a fine lad who fancied himself a true hero, but alas, he was no Steve Rogers! Aye, the lad strutted about, puffin' his chest like a proud parrot, claimin' he had the strength of ten men and the heart of a lion. But lo and behold! He be nothin' but a landlubber in a fancy coat!