Arrr, matey! LA scallywags be rushin' to make their port a safe haven after the orange-haired captain's triumph!
2024-11-10
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklers of Los Angeles be settin' sail to conjure a sanctuary law, seekin' to scuttle the Trump crew's plans fer bringin' in landlubbers! Aye, they be hustlin' like a ship in a storm to keep the good folk safe from the captain's orders!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Los Angeles City Council, that band o' brave souls, who be workin' tirelessly to decree their fair city a "sanctuary" fer them illegal scallywags! After the election of that landlubber President Trump, they be movin' swift like a ship in full sail to keep the federal immigration officials from plunderin' their databases.One of the council's own, a lad named Hugo Soto-Martínez, be callin' on the new President Biden to reinstate a program fer Central American mates to stay in the golden city. "The folks be angry, ready to fight like sailors on a rum-fueled night!" he declared with a hearty laugh, recalling the ruckus of 2016.
Meanwhile, Governor Gavin Newsom be soundin' the alarm, preparin' for battle against the incoming Trump tide. He plans to gather the crew for a special session to defend civil rights and all manner of fair play. "California be ready to fight!" he proclaimed, even as he plotted to load the cannon with funds to challenge any federal swashbucklin'.
So, raise yer cups, me hearties! The winds o’ change be blowin', and this crew be set to chart a course through the choppy waters of politics! Yarrr!